In response to, "When are you getting married?"

Marriage might...
and would...
stultify my mental processes.

I'm not pivoted that way...
and so,
must I be chained in a kennel like a monk?

Max and I

Here we are. I'm obviously down a few drinks... when up walks Max and says, "I know you hate taking pictures, but you have to take one with me!"


roses are red
violets are blue
i'm schizophrenic
and so am i.