he: what exactly is a microwave?

me: its what you get when you say farewell to someone with a very small, subtle gesture of your hand! hahaha bruhahahah

he: *sarcasm* has anyone ever told you how clever you are? hopefully you will be so smart that others will not realise quite how clever you are being. :-x

me: yeah! i know.. most times i have this huge brainwave just sweep over me!