Confuscious Says:

  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  • Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
  • It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
  • Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
  • Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
  • Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
  • Man who finger girl having period get caught red-handed.
  • Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
  • Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
  • Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
  • Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
  • Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.


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