> Internal Revenue Service Theme Song
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• Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
  
• Tax his pants, Tax his coat;
  
• Tax his crop, Tax his work;
  
• Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;
  
• Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
  
• Teach him taxing is no joke.
  
• Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
  
• Tell him, Taxing is the rule.
  
• Tax his oil, Tax his gas
  
• Tax his notes, Tax his cash
  
• Tax him good and let him know,
  
• That after taxes, he has no dough.
  
• If he hollers, Tax him more;
  
• Tax him till he's good and sore.
  
• Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
  
• Tax his sod in which he's laid.
  
• Put these words upon his tomb,
  
• "Taxes drove him to his doom."
  
• After he's gone, we won't relax.
  
• We'll still collect inheritance tax.