> Internal Revenue Service Theme Song

  • Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
  • Tax his pants, Tax his coat;
  • Tax his crop, Tax his work;
  • Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;
  • Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
  • Teach him taxing is no joke.
  • Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
  • Tell him, Taxing is the rule.
  • Tax his oil, Tax his gas
  • Tax his notes, Tax his cash
  • Tax him good and let him know,
  • That after taxes, he has no dough.
  • If he hollers, Tax him more;
  • Tax him till he's good and sore.
  • Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
  • Tax his sod in which he's laid.
  • Put these words upon his tomb,
  • "Taxes drove him to his doom."
  • After he's gone, we won't relax.
  • We'll still collect inheritance tax.


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