ETERNAL TRUTHS:

• Once over the hill, you pick up speed.


• I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.


• If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.


• Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.


• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


• I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.


• Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


• Some days are a total waste of makeup.


• If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.


• If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.