i feel like i need to do something brilliant. i need to be agile and inventive. i need to be intelligent, alert, and wise. i need to carefully pick my moment and then do something exceedingly apposite. something clever, something breathtakingly simple, yet effective. and i am more than capable. i am almost destined to perform the minor miracle i am summoning up the strength for. i prepare to strive forward bravely, tackle adversity on the head and do magnificently well.

i prepare to make me some sunny-side-up eggs without burning/breaking the yolk/throwing them down the disposal.