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me: oh you're so full of shit.. and you love it!

he: yeah. i cry everytime i take a dump.. the commode washes down a part of me.. with all that water... and that commode burp - it really stinks. but yeah, i lose a minime every time i take a dump.

me: gross. get out of my way, weirdo!

tisha asher ? you wont find her here...