he: You've inspired me to write a country song

me: huh? how did i do that now?

he: just a joke

me: phew! you had me worried there for a sec

he: It's called "She broke my bed and I broke her heart"

me: no way!

he: Yeah right, when I think about you, I think of redneck country music - NOT!

me: oh god! you’re funny!