he: you broke your bed!?

me: heh *blush*

he: I had no idea that you were so "vigorous"

me: umm first time in my life *blush*

he: I can see your guy coming into work with a cervical collar on his neck, people asking him what happened, and he says "I had a date last night...."

me: LOL :-D

he: You ought to put up a new "me" description on your blog

me: why?

he: "Sexually dominant, heavy drinking woman who likes to break beds"

me: what?!?

he: That would be pretty funny

he: Put up a quote like "any man who can't last 5 hours is a pussy!"

he: People will think you're some kind of predator

me: *rolls eyes*