Useless Story:

Did you ever wonder where the word FUCK came from?

Well it's actually an acronym. It came from the olden days when the king ruled over the entire land. You see back then the king controlled everything...even how many babies were allowed to be born in his kingdom. Before a couple could have a baby they would have to get permission from the king. If the king allowed them to have a baby he would give them a sign that hung outside their door so that any guard passing by would know that it was okay for them to be having sex. The sign said "Fornicating Under Consent of King". Hence the word FUCK.