he: "you're my lucky ticket into this world.."

me: "why do you say that?"

he: "i read this article on tarot card readings.. and it said that "the Fool" is the most auspicious card in the whole pack..

me: "why?"

he: "because the Fool has no pretensions and no preconceptions. and you are a true fool! HAHAHA"

me: "uh huh. be wary of trying to be too clever. lest you get all those tarot cards pack and bullshit shoved up your ass."