Foolmaker, you're a Sports Car

Our global positioning device has got you pinpointed somewhere between glamorous
and racy. You're the fast, flashy Sports Car. We're thinking a BMW or even a Porsche
Boxster, with a luminous silver paint job. You are the prize earned after years of hard
work and strife. Envy can be seen in the eyes of every passer-by. There's no greater
satisfaction than watching their slack-jawed looks as you speed by, and feeling the
power as you lightly press that pedal. And just like your zippy car, you love to get from
one cool scene to the next at lightning speed. You truly represent life in the fast lane.
People are enthralled with your slick lifestyle and fantasize about someday owning
what you've got. Who could blame them? Your wheels have got all the options:
world-class engines, a stereo to die for, climate controls, navigation tools, and an
exterior so shiny they need sunglasses. You are made to drive the ultimate in automobiles.