elevators are essentially very dull devices
they go up..
they go down.
by pushing a button, i get to choose which.

what if i could get in one and select a country to visit or a decade to arrive in or a different body to occupy?!
of course, if i could, they wouldn't be elevators.
they would be teleports
or time machines
or bio dimensional transfer units.

but they would definitely be more interesting..

maybe i should be a tad bit more realistic about success.