a crazy dude i know:

You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa, you're the smile on the Mona Lisa, I'm a worthless cheque, a total wreck, a flop. But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top.

Happy Birthday, Princess.

that's funny. but i hate being refered to as "Princess".

isn't that a Cole Porter song though? hmm..