in a private yahoo chatroom with some friends:

he: so where is < she >?

me: she's hiding under my skirt!

he: *takes handycam and getz under foolmaker's skirt too*

me: dont disturb rey.. she's eating!

me: i cant believe i just said that
me: shit
me: pardon me
me: i'm outta my mind.. i'm sick
me: half my brains came out through my nose.. in all those sneezes

he: lol i cant believe u said that
he: was in a state of shock for a sec
he: then i burst out laughin and readjusted my handcam