time: 4:52pm EST

me: can i leave now?

boss: no.

*i stay quiet for a minute*

me: now?

boss: what now?

me: can i leave now?

boss: No.

*12 seconds later*

me: now?

boss: NO.

*22 seconds later*

me: can i leave NOW?!

boss: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!

*boss runs around the office screaming "Nooo! save me from this prick!"*
*boss returns to desk after 15 minutes in a meeting*

me: can i leave Now?!

boss: NO!

me: why!?

boss: cuz i'm leaving now!