here are some entries from the rejected ipod engravings list:

• Scratch your balls, not my metal.
  
• 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside
  
• "One time at band camp..."
  
• This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
  
• I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
  
• My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
  
• Lick My Shiny Metal Ass
  
• I play with myself.
  
• Steal this? Will self destruct when used.