scene: pub in the village. both of us down a couple of whiskeys.

me: why're people so fond of drugs and alcohol?

he: cuz these substances have the power to transport us instantly into another world. one quick swig, one little pill and suddenly, you just dont care anymore. no more daunting difficulties. no more worrying about stressful situations. even certain people no longer seem irritating!

me: hmm. its a pity the stuff wears off eventually. and plus, you can posion yourself in the process. i wish there were some natural way to make everything seem wonderful.