he: someone once said, "fools rush in where angels fear to tread."

me: hmm.. leads me to wonder what kind of angels they must be.

he: hey! you're an angel.

me: no. i'm a fool. if i were a bona-fide angel, i wouldn't be afraid of anything! i'd have the supreme being on my side, wouldn't i?

he: gah. you're annoying.

me: yeah. whatever.