free magic wand for every one of you. just collect the coupons and you can have your very own wish-fulfilling, spell-casting device. no more need to worry about that low limit on your credit card. one wave of the wand and you can borrow as much as you choose – or just possibly, you can think of some even better use for your wand! like using it to summon forth endless cash from thin air!

i just got my wand.. hope you've been collecting those coupons ;)