help! they're coming to get me! no, i know i can't hear them but that's part of their cunning plan. they're wearing socks over their shoes. no, i know i can't see them either but that's yet another example of how fiendish they are - disguising themselves as trees, cars, sofas. they're biding their time.. waiting for the moment. the only way to keep them at bay is to stand on one leg in the middle of the market square and yodel.

my ankle's swollen and my throat hurts! aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee