Joke(s) of the day..

Johnny's dad walks into the bathroom and sees Johnny scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush.

His dad says, "what the hell are you doing! "

He says "there's no way I'm getting a cavity like my sister"

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What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in awhile, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.