Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "You always give so generously in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she said, "every week, my son sends me money; and what I don't need, I give to the church."

The priest replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The Priest was amazed. "Your son is very successful. What does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. The priest said. Where does he practice?"

The old lady replied proudly,"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."