random:

He who wants by the yard, but tries by the inch, should be kicked by the foot.

When a guy in a bar tries to pick you up: "I already have one asshole in my pants, why would I want two?"

"Be nice to nerds, because the chances are you'll be working for one."

What is your malfunction? Do you have a mute button?
Have you just recently fallen out of the stupid tree?
By the way, what do you think of the human race? We'd like an
outsider's opinion.
Are you new here, or do you always have that confused look on your face?
Did you eat paint chips as a child?
Why are you still here?
What alternate universe are you living in?
Were you born stupid, or are you just practicing right now"?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.