here's the kind of spam i get:

SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY

AND

ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS,

DON'T SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.

THIS IS A SCAM. HE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.

damn i wish i had gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid. :-p