i'm sure gurutheman was on a high when he wrote this (heheh):

what if Afroman sang lil somethin' somethin' like below (from Osama's perspective):

I was gonna blow up my balls
but i got high
instead i blew up WTC
'cuz i was high
now my taliban ass is busted
cuz i got high
why man? why?
cuz i am high.
i am playing hide n seek now
cuz i got high
US soldiers wants my head
cuz i am high
i took shelter inside caves
cuz to get high
but the US keeps bombing my scary ass
cuz i am high.
i made FBI's most wanted list
cuz i am high
my followers eat lice
from my goat beard
cuz they are high
i stunk up whole Afghanistan
cuz i got high
[suddenly Whitney Houston cuts in for the ending(from Osama's perspective again)];
.....And I will always
be a son of a bitch.....