so i have a story to tell:

girl
guy1
guy2

scene: at a party; specifically, at a dot-com party

guy2 introduces girl and guy1.

guy2: guy1, this is girl. girl, this is guy1.

:: guy1 stares in shock ::

girl shakes guy1's hand and says: how're you? charmed to meet you!

:: guy1 still stares in shock ::

guy2 looks weirdly at guy1 and quizzically at girl.

girl tells guy2: and i was in love with him.


*more to come*

psst: girl = ? guy1 = ?, guy2 = ?
you name them!