me: I had an awesome conversation with mom (for about ½ hour just now). You, S and I are going to turn our lives around… and I’m going to be the biggest lobbyist of us all! :)?

When motivation hits me in the ass, I don’t sit and cry about it.

I turn around.
Give it a fuckin’ blow job
And work my way up!

Hahahaha. That’s nasty. But I’m feeling really good about life today.

he: Ooooooooohhhhhhh!!! That was nasty…:)