she: it's too early for wordplay, foolmaker!

me: dude.. i've had no sleep

she: oy vey

me: look at my face.. i look like SHIT!

she: you have some wierd growths under your eyes

me: whatcha talking about!?!?!

she: your eyelids gave birth to watermelons.. LOL


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