she: i contemplated suicide last night.

me: mm

she: then i realized i'm too much of a coward to go through with it.

me: mmmm

she: you're not listening!

me: i am. but i wont sympathize and indulge you. you brought it upon yourself. get a fucking life. and stop wallowing in self pity.

she: i don't think i like you anymore.

me: you are not the only one. you dont like me cuz i say it the way i see it.