scene: at my local waterhole.
people: tommy the book, van the man, anne marie (the witch and van's girlfriend)

me: hey tommy, did you see my new snowboard?

tommy: sorry dude.. i wasn't around yesterday.

van: hey fm, you wanna see my snowboard? *wink wink*

anne marie: (in her high pitched voice!) but but.. umm.. sure you'd .. but.. i've seen it many times.

me: right! i'm sure you've ridden his board many times too!