he: i don't exactly want to be the next person in line to tell you that you think too much. but what the heck: you think too much!

me: i've been pondering this and that..

he: yeah.. and while you've been doing that, i've got a feeling you've severely underestimated your negotiating position..

he: but it's not too late to close the deal in your favor.

me: and that's another way of saying not selling out to interests that i've got no desire to serve, right? but my life's not a business transaction.. no negotiations where life's concerned.

he: all i'm trying to do is make you remember that you promised yourself there were points on which you would never compromise.

*yes i hate him*