she: i wonder what makes a human different from a robot or animal.. we work like dogs. we stick to a routine. we often let animal instincts take over without giving thought to the emotions/feelings..

me: humans, unlike animals or robots, are never satisifed. humans specialize in unreasonable lust and often do a good line in pointless paranoia. machines never worry about how good they are. we do. dogs don't spend ages fretting that they've been chasing the wrong rabbit. we do. humans, these days, are crazy about the wrong things. we're greedy too.