my horoscope for the weekend:

Virgo

Some folk are infuriatingly reasonable. When offered an explanation, they listen and accept gracefully. When faced with a source of frustration or antagonism, they summon patience and wisdom. They rise to the challenge and overcome the obstacle. Others are more reassuringly irascible. They refuse to make an allowance for logic. When they encounter a difficulty, they just blow a fuse! How superhuman do you want to be this weekend? If it suits you to be philosophical, fine. But if you want to explode, feel free.

i've already exploded and its not even friday.