five things i can do this weekend:

1. hang around waiting for the phone to ring.
   
2. hang around not waiting for the phone to ring.
   
3. switch the phone to silent so i don't have to worry about whether it rings or not.
   
4. switch the phone back on again to prove that i'm really not bothered.
   
5. look really busy so nobody will possibly think i'm just hanging around.
   

five more things i can do this weekend.

1. nothing too strenuous.
   
2. decide not to analyze anything.
   
3. take it easy.
   
4. stop thinking.
   
5. have fun.