for all you indians out there:

he: khem cho ben

me: tari gaand

he: lollllllllll

he: yayyy shes back !!! this is the chick i knew in the beginnin!

me: let me teach you a real nice ahemdabadi gaali i learned today

he: loll ok go on

me: gaand badattra.. tari gaand naa waad kurchi thi baandhi naakhis HAHAHAHAHHA

he: lollllllllllll... now now foolmaker dear mere khaan phat rahe hain

me: thank god sirf kaan phatre.. kahi gaand phat jaati.. toh you'd be royally screwed!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

he: lolllllllllll