a few days ago..

he: so is it true that people in india have elephants as pets? i mean, do you use the elephant as a ride?

me: *mockingly* oh yeah! its absofuckinglutely true!

he: whoo hoo! i knew it!

*at this point, i was quite irritated.. and frustrated*

me: yeah you see.. i have a porsche and a bmw in my garage.. but i prefered taking the elephant when i went to school.. or grocery shopping

he: whoa! neat! that's so cool!

me: *sarcastically* have you ever heard of the frog-in-the-well syndrome?

he: *still clueless* huh?

me: gaaah!



p.s. i dont really have a porsche or a bmw.. hehe.