Top Twenty Thinnest Books:

1. How to Please a Woman
   by John Bobbitt
   
2. My Plan to Find the Real Killers
   by O. J. Simpson
   
3. All the Men I Have Loved Before
   by Ellen DeGeneres
   
4. The Book of Virtues
   by Bill Clinton
   
5. Things I Love About Bill
   by Hillary Clinton
   
6. Things I Cannot Afford
   by Bill Gates
   
7. Things I Would Not Do for Money
   by Dennis Rodman
   
8. The Wild Years
   by Al Gore
   
9. My Life's Memories
   by Ronald Reagan
   
10. A Collection of Motivational Speeches
    by Dr. J. Kervorkian
    
11. How to Land a Plane at Martha's Vineyard
    by JFK, Jr
    
12. Detroit
    A Travel Guide
    
    
13. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
    
    
14. The Amish Phone Directory
    
    
15. The Engineers Guide to Fashion
    
    
16. Everything Men Know About Women
    
    
17. Everything Women Know About Men
    
    
18. Career Opportunities for the Liberal Arts Major
    
    
19. Different Ways to Spell Bob
    
    
20. America's Most Popular Lawyers