i really like the advice my horoscope gives me for the coming week. i really really do.

VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23)
Sense? You want the world to make more sense? You may as well wish for a cow that recites Shakespeare or a tree that can dance. Cows deliver milk, not messages. Trees blossom but they just don't boogie. There are some things in this universe that it is just not reasonable to expect - and, ironically enough, a reasonable universe is one of those things! The best you can hope for is a life that makes some sense, in some ways. Accept this philosophically - and then relax. What's happening this week is pretty crazy... but it's by no means bad. And actually, once you stop looking for order - or for coherence - or for efficiency - or for clarity, you will rather like what you encounter.