guy with a puerto rican accent

guy: um. can we hook up sometime?

me: why?

guy: because computers are very important to me and you know a lot about computers. women generally don't know about computers. but you do. you would make a good girlfriend for me because i can then talk to you about computers.. unix, dhtml, xhtml, java, blah blah blah. ( i wasn't even listening to that bs..)

me <-- walking towards my pretty passat..

guy: well, you have nice taste in car too, mamie. i like cars too. cars and computers.

me<-- still walking.. and ignoring.

guy: you will be very happy being my girlfriend. you will like your life then. (yeah right!)

me <-- opening passenger door to dump my book bag.

guy: will you come out tomorrow night? i am free tomorrow.

me: (irked) no.

guy: why?

me: cuz your IQ test results came out negative.

guy: huh? you're too stupid for me. i don't understand what you say.


that was some crazy dude. just leave me the fuck alone. he just didn't get the point.
so sad.